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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I’d pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, “Keep the change you filthy animal.”
I have an awesome idea, but first I`ll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life.
Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct...
Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
Don`t hide your feelings. Hide the evidence.
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
everyone has that one crazy person in there family...but in my case everyone is just as crazy as i am!XD
"It`s not about who`s right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.
I`m so poor I went to the ducks today to beg for bread...