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I hate when a couple argues in public but I missed the start and don`t know whose side I`m on.
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
Sometimes when someone appears to be hailing a cab, I go up and high five their hand because you can never be too sure.
May the bridges I burn light the way.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you`re the worst employee at a toy factory
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
I DON`T NEED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!! (Except for Louie...the name I`ve given this meatball sub.)
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
I do 5 sit ups daily. It might not sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
I get so tired of the same old BS...can´t I get a little BS variety?
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
Statement: "Do you really love me?" True Meaning: "Ive done something stupid and youre going to find out sooner or later."