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There`s a difference between having a unique name and a common name that`s spelled wrong.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Currently helping my girlfriend look for her chocolates that I ate 5 hours ago...
Exaggerations went up a million percent last year.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched. At least, that`s what the restraining order says.
Behind that fat girl is a beautiful woman...No seriously, she`s in the way.
if a guy tells you you`re ugly ; he wants you, if a girl tells you your ugly; she`s jealouse, if you a kid tells you your`re ugly..... you`re ugly.
Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the boss snuck out early, so I left too.
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, does it really have calories?
Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth. I woke up half an hour later & my whole apartment was on the internet.
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
Facebook is great, but I still miss the good old days of writing down my random thoughts and sliding them into stranger`s pockets.
Procrastination............I`ll make a joke about it later.