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Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars.
I don`t get offered drugs nearly as often as D.A.R.E. said I would.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
Tonight, I`m bringing Sexy back! I just hope I don`t need a receipt...
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
It`s always the darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s the best time to do it.
Is it bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening?
The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful.
We`re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You`re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
Born free. Now, I’m expensive.
I dont run from my problems, I chase them ... with alcohol