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I hate sharing popcorn with someone at the cinema and our fingers touch. Especially if I don`t know them, and they don`t know we`re sharing.
Guns don`t kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do.
There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
One out of every 4 Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they´re okay, then it´s you.
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day............ Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Kicking a man while he’s down burns 150 calories.
If I hug you longer than 3 seconds, I’m picking your pockets.
It’s my favorite time of the day: How long can I stare directly at my monitor and do absolutely nothing o’clock.
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
I`m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have kids as cool as theirs.
My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...
Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction, I hope there’s no hard feelings.
Dear math, please stop asking us to find your x. She`s not coming back. And we don`t no y either.
Most people who think I`m a nice person have no idea that I`d trade any one of my kids for a deep dish pizza.