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What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
I`ve decided I`m not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
Life is so unfair, why do we always want what we don`t have? For example, right now I want tacos
I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
I bought a Tempurpedic mattress just so that Iād have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
Ahh..Monday, so we meet again ... You dirty bitch!!
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
I just thought you should know, I just did all the laundry and didn`t lose a sock to the dryer monster...
If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.
Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.