Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Everything you paid $50,000 to learn in college is now on the Internet for free.
You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
Sometimes when i`m following a recipe and it says to bake at 350 degrees, I will turn it up to 355 just to be a rebel.
Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a cupcake wouldn`t have done this to me."
When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there`s really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge.
I like to walk around my house naked… Until my neighbors scream at me to go back inside
I`d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
What do women say when they are actually fine?
Some of the happiest years of a woman`s life are when she`s 29.
Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there`s no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"