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I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist....
I just researched the medicinal name for Viagra..... MYCOXAPHAYLYN
Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
I`m 28 years old, but in marriage years, I`m dead on the inside.
Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business.
My doctor prescribed me xanax instead of birth control pills I asked for. Now I have 9 kids, but I don`t care.
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
If you go shopping at Walmart and no one stares at you as you walk by, you`re one of them.
3 words, 8 letters, easy to say, hard to prove... ..."I`m a zebra."
Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
Half-Drunk is a waste of money.
12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
Lessons learned from last night: There is no such thing as a goalie in darts.
hilarious
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.