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Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums.
My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I`m the race car, sometimes I`m the iron. But usually I`m a peanut because I`ve lost all the game pieces.
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
Handle every stressful situation like a Dog.....Pee on it and walk away.
A garbage disposal is just a device for finishing off all the food no one else in the house will eat.
My phone is covered in cupcake frosting and dried ice cream, in case you were wondering how my life is going.
The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
When you leave store without buying anything and all you can think is `keep calm, you`re innocent`.
Don`t let anyone tell you what you can`t accomplish. That`s what self-doubt is for.
Depression is wanting to lay down and realizing that you are already laying down.
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where I got it.