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Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
It`s been few days since I heard from the voices in my head, I think it`s the calm before the storm. Some big sh!t is gonna go down!!
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
Humans pretend to be smart, but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we just developed x-ray vision.
If your phone doesn´t ring it´s me.
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight :(
I don`t have a drinking problem ... I`m just really thirsty.
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
A lot of times I wonder if people think my girlfriend is only with me for my money.....but I am always reassured by the fact that I don`t have any money..........or a girlfriend....
On cold mornings like this I just tell outrageous lies and hope my pants catch fire.
I’m posing nude for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls.
I really don`t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. I black out every Friday....
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.