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So, all theses years I thought it was the dyer making my shirts not fit. now I`m pretty sure it the refrigerator.
I bet Captain Crunch has some amazing abs.
How many calories does swearing like a motherf*cker burn?
The wife finally agreed to anal sex... Does anyone know what a strap-on is?
"A vodka, please" "Sir, this is McDonald`s" "OK, a McVodka, please and super size it."
I`m doing the KFC Bucket Challenge!
4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange.
“The darndest things.” -kids
*during sex,I suddenly stop moving* Her: What are you doing? Me: SHHHHH It`s ok...I saw this on Pornhub, It`s called Buffering!
Someone tore off my warning label when I was born.
It usually only takes about five minutes into any conversation I’m having before people start shaking their head and quoting the bible.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
Did you know you can go to any gym without having to announce it on Facebook?
The toughest part of a lesbian relationship is deciding who gets to be the one who`s always right.
Kid`s Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren`t allowed to vote.