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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow.
People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
Instead of presidential debates, we should just have a dance-off.
Karma takes too long ..... I`d rather beat the sh%t out of you.
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
I will give you unconditional love as soon as you meet my list of demands.
Dear ladies, Not trying to impress you or anything, but I make my own sandwiches.
Ironman and Batman`s only super powers is being super rich and smart really makes Bill Gates a real disappointment.
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. Good times.
Don’t get me wrong, you are hot as hell, I am just too lazy to stalk right now.
I don`t get women. Also, I don`t understand them.
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......
Still have not used all the free hours from my AOL start up disk