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I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006, thanks Facebook!
A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world ...Oh sorry ...That`s wine ...Wine does that.
Why does everybody call it a "hot water heater?" It`s really a cold water heater.
Just once I`d like to see someone in a movie call bullshit when someone tells them their phone number starts with 555
All my life I`ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
I like to keep bartenders on their toes by making up drinks on the spot. "Yeah, I`ll take a Dirty Hammock."
If you like counting to three, you are going to love parenting.
Well, Thanks to SAMSUNG, flat screens are no longer `Flat`.
I`m really sick of responsibility ... and underwear
You should NEVER say and I mean NEVER say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she`s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at the moment.. :|
Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times. Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic