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And then her mood ring just...exploded
take me drunk i`m home
I hate it when I walk through a metal detector, and my abs of steel set it off.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
If McDonald`s was smart they`d serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends.
Give a fish something for once for f*cks sake
Like medicine, some people should only be allowed to talk in doses. Like 30 sentences three times a day.
Glad McDonald`s don`t serve hotdogs, I don`t think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It`s not me, but I`m sure someone does...
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
Home alone… Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!
Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride
My reaction to stepping in dog sh!t is identical to me logging onto Facebook