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Some call it alcoholism, I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated"
Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
i think lady gaga puts glue on herself, and rolls around random items.
Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Sometimes putting on pants is the hardest part of my day.
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
Dwjxdjdhjfrjfjhrha! Sorry--you will get a more coherent status update AFTER I`ve had my coffee!
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It`s not like a murderer will come in thinking "I`m gonna ki..- ahh damn! He`s under a blanket
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
am a bomb technician...anytime you see me running. Try keep it up
Marriage teaches you forgiveness, compromise and tons of other things you wouldn`t need if you`d stayed single.
My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.
Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I`m eating.