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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
I`m a spontaneous procrastinator
I don`t think I could love any person as much as I love BACON... Mmmmm Bacon...
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
Own the day
What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they`d have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken.
Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses inside of the cars, at least?
I always look out for #1 ... unless I`m walking thru my yard, then I look out for #2