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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it`s Wednesday.
Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
My wife just made a "special" dinner "just for me" for no apparent reason. I`m going to die, right ?
Parts of a worm: 1) Worm
I grew up for this?
You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
I wish my car was fueled by my lack of desire to go to work.
The ski racks on my car say I’m fun, adventurous, and can’t figure out how to take the ski racks off my car.
Hillybilly Word Of The Day.."Twerk"..."Welp, I`m done with lunch so I`d better get back twerk!"
I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
It doesn’t matter how many signs I put up around the office, HR said high five a co-worker in the face with a shovel day isn’t a thing.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it "Contains Peanuts" makes me extremely nervous for the human race.
Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.