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Monica & Chandler’s twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe’s triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let’s just take a moment to let that sink in.
If sex is said to be the best exercise, than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there`s idea. . .
FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
Googling ways to dispose of a body, mostly to freak out the douche behind me who keeps staring at my laptop screen
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
If they really want to increase breast awareness, why not try a National Motorboat Day?
Hearing jokes is always 100 times funnier when you have water in your mouth.
Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia.
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
I`m going to stop off at the fabric store before my next status to get some new material!
I never want to go to sleep less than I do at bed time.