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Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
Maybe my goal was to be a 35 year old loser on the Internet ... You don`t know.
Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. "You guys look like dumb idiots lol" says one Chinese guy
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
"Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice ... it`s cuz you have really nice tits.
"We attack at dawn!" - Hangovers
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
I hate it when I tell someone I`ll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
You ever notice “q”, “p”, “b” and “d” is the same letter but with a different angle.