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How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
If you didn`t hear it with your own ears or see it with you own eyes. Don`t invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria. It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
I tried kickboxing, but I couldn`t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet.
YOU KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater.
My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
Man:Hello doc, my wife is having a baby. Doctor:Is this the first child? Man:No, it`s the husband speaking.
I just called my boss and told him I have explosive diarrhea. It’s my day off, but I like to keep him informed.
I`m awesome ... Don`t question it, just deal with it.
There are some people in this world who make you totally understand Hannibal Lecter.