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The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
I bet sex is great when I`m not the only one in the room.
Always keep a note in your medicine cabinet that says, “I thought you were peeing?”
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
I suspect the ancient Greeks would be horrified that we refer to `laying on a couch all weekend watching a TV series` as a "marathon"…
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
I got a lot more sleep back when phones were only used for calling people.
Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
In Starbucks a customer went sh*t house rat crazy when they got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot they ordered ... I`m fine now.
Walmartians: Nothing says `FML` like these curious abominations of the shopping world.
I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
Nicknames are way more fun when people don’t know they have them.
What`s the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you`ve fooled me, what`s behind that blur? Is it a monkey? A pencil?
If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.