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I don`t get along with Hipster kids. Not a fan of the smell of thrift stores.
Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes.
Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
To clear a pop-up ad online, I was just forced to agree that "I don`t care about being healthy and smelling clean."
Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
I dreamt that was dreaming, and then someone woke me up and told me I was dreaming but it turned out I had only dreamed that so I went back to sleep in my dream, all upset that my dream that I was dreaming was interrupted by another dream....hahahahaha.....whoa, need to lay off the Red Bull.
If a door closes in your life...kick that f*cking thing open and continue to pursue your dreams.
I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck ... My wife still came home ... Superstitions are stupid.
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
Global warming is now thought to be a leading cause of documentaries.
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
If someone doesn`t respond to your text within 5 minutes, they obviously don`t love you anymore. Probably never did, react accordingly.
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
Iām dedicating this status update to all the status-less people out there. Stay strong.