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I wish I budgeted with my whole paycheck as well as I do with the last fifty bucks of it.
Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
Thou shall not promote Christmas until after Thanksgiving.
Nothing like a brisk morning jog to start the day! Just kidding! I don`t do that.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
The institutions won`t take me so I am all yours.
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
“Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
I’m thinking there’s some type of filter that prevents normal people from like my page