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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
I`m hosting a wine tasting event in my home. Well, it`s not really an event. It`s just me and three bottles of wine. No one else is invited.
I could kill you with kindness, but shoving you into traffic just saves so much time.
Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.
If it wasn’t for profanity, I wouldn’t be a pro at anything.
As I was signing into my email account instead of yahoo.com I typed hayoo.com...nope, it wasn`t right but I got to thinking it would be quite appropriate, afterall, we`re trying to get someone`s attention, right?
Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.
Do people with cats not know about dogs?
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
Yea, there is no "I" in team... but there sure is "ME".
I`m so deep in the friendzone that I`ve met her boyfriends parents
Just tried to put my seatbelt on ... at my desk ... I`m pretty.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
I always ask my waitress to name everything that comes in the salad then I respond “OK perfect, I want a cheeseburger with none of that on it.”