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what if the princess wants to be with bowser, but mario keeps kidnapping her
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandfather’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
I wish the buck stopped here…I could use a few.
You know you`re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.
Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
The key to eating healthy is to avoid any food that has a TV commercial.
I wish I had the kind of life my spam folder thinks I have!
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
I bought powdered water but I don`t know what to add to it.
Dogs are God`s way of apologizing for your relatives.
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
I like staying up insanely late but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep. See my dilemma?
Every wanna answer every question with a middle finger? That`s kinda where I am today.