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My Therapist told me not to drink while I`m on my Meds but little does she know...I`ve been off my Meds for almost a week now!
Survival rule #1: You go first.
What I learned in college 1.Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1.
Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
is easily distracted by shiny objects.
There are times, when I actually am hungry like the wolf. But thanks to Duran Duran I can`t tell anyone without sound like a complete f*cking idiot
Wanna come over for pizza and sex? I`m just kidding ... there`s no pizza.
If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I`m trying to unlock it more than two times, I`m driving off without you.
Thinking about waking up early for a run. Mostly thinking about how I will not be doing that.
My thoughts should be ashamed of themselves.
Currently training for when they inevitably make drinking an Olympic sport.
Naked and Afraid also describes the last time I spent a night at a Holiday Inn
Arguing in sign language must be a workout.
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!