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Dear college students, Sorry about your GPA. - Netflix
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That`s why I think of jogging every morning.
Got bored today so I dressed up in tan pants and a blue shirt then went into Best Buy and quit.
Life would be more simple if the person who named the orange an orange would have named more things. ;) Just Sayin`
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what`s inside.
Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls.
For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
Even when Iām home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
Is it the S or the C that`s silent in scent?
Being normal is boring.
You know what they say about men with big feet ;)..........We always have trouble finding shoes that fit.
B!tch Please, your only fan is the one on your ceiling.
In order to avoid hating myself in the morning, I sleep till noon.
I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married