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The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won`t need to adjust her driving.
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive.
I`m having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Girlfriend: You`re acting like a little kid. Me: What do mean, little kids can`t drink.
Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me
Some people are like Polaroids. You have to shake them violently before they make any sense.
Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
roes are red violets are blue he`s for me not for you if for any chance you`ll take my place i`ll use my fist and smash your face
A fear of mine is a proctologist with poor depth perception!
Wanna have a little fun? Post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I don`t drink to feel better about myself. I drink to feel better about being with you
Why can`t we just change the spelling to fit the way it sounds: Bologna = Bolony Lasagna = lasania knife= nife tsunami = sunami politician = a$$hole