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Do you really know me or am I just an idea that you`ve built in your head?
Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
I haven`t slept for three days, because that would be too long
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
Money can`t buy you happiness, but it does give you the ability to rent it until you die.
To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
Its real cute how pedestrians confuse “right of way” with immortality.
Sometimes it would be nice if the world had an off switch.
You can tell a lot from a woman by her hands. For instance, if they`re placed around your throat she`s probably slightly upset.
I`m not saying that I`ve been online too long, I`m just saying that when I close my eyes I scroll through my thoughts
Why is it called tourist season if we can`t shoot them?
LOQ "Laugh Out Quietly" because LOL is giving me a headache
Still haven`t cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different.
My therapist doesn`t believe in werewolves so I left my last session with more problems than when I arrived.
I`d say go to hell, but I don`t want to see you again.