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Anyone else see the irony in Disney World?.. You know, the fact that it`s a giant human trap, ...set by a mouse.
If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
This pill bottle says `Take with plenty of fluids` and `Don`t take with alcohol`. That doesn`t even make sense
It`s been scientifically proven that originally there were only five fruit cakes ever made!
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My therapist just offered me my money back.
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
Isn`t it weird that a vacuum cleaner isn`t something that is used to clean vacuums?
I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.
I wouldn`t do much for a Klondike Bar; I would however get naked for beer.
I`ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I`m actually talking to someone.