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Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I’d get a lot more done.
If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
If I were my boss, I`d never leave my coffee cup unattended.
I thought I was on the cash cab show! But turns out I was in a police car and cops hate trivia.
You’re probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
this is a status you spent your time reading: sj
The list of things I won’t eat if covered in chocolate gets smaller everyday.
Just saw 2 homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard... PILLOW FIGHT!
Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat up; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes off 9 minutes of your life.. According to my calculations i should have died in 1732.
FACT: Men are much less likely to divulge a secret than women. Probably because they weren`t really listening to begin with.