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Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life. 2. The universe. 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box.
Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.
im like the government: i spend money on things that aren`t important, and spend most of my time trying to explain to people why i need them.
That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you`re a guy.
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos
To save time, lets just assume I am never wrong ;)
Treasure the years with your children while they are still distracted by bubbles.
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
In Starbucks a customer went sh*t house rat crazy when they got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot they ordered ... I`m fine now.
I put the hot in psychotic.
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
Neil Armstrong was the first human being to step foot on the moon. Neil A. backwards spells "Alien"