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He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
This bank pen tastes like it`s been in a lot of other people`s mouths
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
I f*cking hate you. Hope that clears things up.
How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
I`m pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing was created by a guy just to check out a$$.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!
Last night I meant to tell my kids "Good night, I love you", but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school on Thursday because this is bulls**t."
The difference between beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that`s how the fight started.
If your wife says "what would you do without me?" "Live happily ever after" is NOT the correct answer.