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I`m going to be very disappointed if I go to England and nobody skips to the loo.
I`m a bitch ... What`s your excuse?
It’s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
Like this if you can’t think of a clever status either.
The only candy I crush are empty cold ones.
Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed," many women still sleep with their husbands.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm.
Rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don`t they?
I`m getting older but I still have my moments...though I don`t always remember where I put them
I didn`t see anyone important today so I`m going to wear the same clothes tomorrow.
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...