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Turns out that my get rich painfully slow scheme isn`t working out either.
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich?
I`m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions...
Go to O`Reilly Auto Parts website and type, `121G` in the search bar.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
I was called a sexist today ... I said, I think you`re mistaken ...its pronounced sexy
All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn`t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn`t, use the tape.
Donuts: An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.
If you`re behind someone at the ATM late at night, let them know you`re not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
Apparently I misunderstood it when I was told to "expose yourself to other cultures."
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.