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Chuck-E-Cheese, because it`s never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling..
When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
I’ve always wanted to climb Mt. Everest…just not more than I don’t want to.
The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
I have reliable inside information about Apple`s next product. I will not be able to afford it.
it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
If you want to pick up girls ....Keep your back straight and lift with your knees.
I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
Isn’t it funny how people that talk too much also have annoying voices?
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.