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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
Ya Know?!?......The number of ways I could care less...... is astounding!
If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I`d have to pick…My girlfriend.
Being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer.
"I’m not drunk!” is an argument only very drunk people think they can win
I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive.
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
I`m starting to think that all those hours in school, when I practiced writing my autograph, was just a waste of time.....
I`m not a doctor, but I play one on eHarmony.
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
I did a push-up today. Well, actually I fell down, but had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Now I need a beer.
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
I just did some calculations and I`ve been able to determine that you`re full of sh!t.
I always write `wake up` on my to-do-list so I can at least accomplish one thing a day