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Before I die, I`m putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames.
in 2014 there were times when I annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you and bugged the hell out of you. Today i wanna let you know that i planned to continue with it this year :-)
Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say 3 times the name of the person you love, you will look really stupid doing that!
Chuck Norris doesn`t flush the toilet...he just scare the sh!t out of it.
Forecast for tonight: Dark.
The way dogs get excited when you throw a tennis ball is the way I feel about my first beer after work.
Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
I wish the Microsoft Paperclip would just pop up when Iām making a questionable decision for my life.
It`s not that I`m judging you, but you hung your toilet roll the wrong way and I just think it best if we never spoke again.
Sarcasm is funnier when used on people who don`t understand it.
In the 60`s we took LSD to make the world look wierd. Now the world is weird and we take Prozac to make it look normal.
Tomorrow I`m going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*
If you can read this please let me know - because it means I blocked the wrong person.
For the past 3 years I have been planning to write an article on Procrastination!!!