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The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground, so I threw my fries on the ground too.
"I have almost $67 in the bank!" sounded a lot more impressive when I was 12.
For Halloween I`m going as an invisible person. I will be at all your parties.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
You bring everyone a lot of joy ... when you leave the room.
I`ve seen more pins in the last few days then stone cold steve austin on groundhog day..
Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
Sometimes I feel like people I know are just using me for my likes.
life is too short to match socks
I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.