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Honk if you are reading this.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
Dear Equifax hackers, Please delete my student loan balance, my medical bills and change my credit score to 850. Thanks.
"Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can`t hit a baseball."
I have no problem texting while driving, but I won’t text while going down stairs. That sh!t’s dangerous.
Today’s Horoscope: You’re gullible
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend, where the hell are you?
For the record, giving someone the creeps for Christmas is technically not a gift.
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mom’s bedroom. I can’t believe it.. She’s a superhero!
Well another funny thing about this status is, by the time your done reading this, you realize it talks about absolutely nothing and you just wasted your time. Welcome to Facebook.
Whoever said you can’t “like” your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.