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It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks: Why don’t you eat all the food?
I got drunk last night and my house wasn`t where I left it.
My life is just one long improvisation.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
joined a nudist colony last week ... the first few days were the hardest!
I`m happy, but not "Oprah just told me to look under my chair" happy.
It`s always nice to be called Pretty in the morning. So what if he was hiding behind the trash wearing no pants.
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
Adam Levine beating me out for sexiest man contest is complete bullsh*t.
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
NO, I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.