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I wonder if angry people know about naps?
I have thought a lot about it and I am thrilled to announce that I have decided to never die.
And that`s when I realized, it wasn`t the hamburger who needed help, it was me
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you`ll get if you`re able to "fall asleep right now."
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren’t there Starbucks pumpkin spice latte trucks in the winter?
The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn’t stolen.
Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can`t carry 23 items in my arms through the store.
You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
At the Touch of Love..Everyone Becomes a Poet !
But..At the Touch of Breakup Everyone Becomes a Philosopher... ^_^
Why do single people take advice from other single people? That’s like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME is not a good thing to say to your boss.
Champagne says I`m classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
"I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.