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Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision!
My train of thought is loco, no motive.
Sometimes, in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
I can`t wait to get home and have make-up sex! ... I`ve been arguing all day with myself.
You know what’s funny? Lot’s of sh!t. Loosen up already.
I am Bad and thats Good. I will never be Good and thats not Bad. There`s no one i`d rather be than ME.
What if dreams are just glimpses of alternate universes?
The existence of the `snooze` button tells you everything you ever need to know about the human race.
never tell a lie...unless it is true
Trying to untwist a twizzler is a real b*tch and this gas station cashier yelling at me isn`t helping.
I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 9 billion dollars.
"Are you completely sure this isn`t textable?" - the perfect voicemail prompt
Jingle bells johnny smells, amelia ruled the show, frankies okay, marcus is gay, little mix all the way.. HAY !!!
Whenever I want a klondike bar I just pay for it.