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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
"You`re better than that" is almost never true
I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.
Can`t reach it. Don`t need it.
“Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
Girl says to her Blonde friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blonde replies: OMG you SLUT! How many is a Brazilian??
I`ve been eating a lot of extra calories since daylight savings to make up for that hour of eating I missed.
Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
you know what`s funny? Obviously neither do I or I would have posted it.
Porn is a lot like yoga pants. Not everybody should be in them.
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills,with a rubber band around it...I found the rubber band....
You`d think the self checkout lanes would have more mirrors.
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!