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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
I just found out people are playing golf online. And I thought my life sucked!
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
I`m not crazy I`m just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
Eat breakfast: Check...Pay Phone: Check...Conquer the world: Still Pending...
Did you know that running for just 10 minutes a day raises your risk of posting inspirational quotes by 63%?
I used to date this girl that worked at Hasbro, but I finally got sick of all her games.
How many people actually tell everyone that you said Hi.
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV and having a beer.
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
I can`t go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes.
What is it about a car that makes people think we can`t see them pick their nose?
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild.