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Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
twinkle twinkle little star ... point me to the nearest bar.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
I`m not fat, God gave me built in airbags because I`m so precious.
Think you`re going crazy? When you get there, look for me and I`ll show you around.
joined a nudist colony last week ... the first few days were the hardest!
The Zoo is a safe place to fart.
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they`re dead
"Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
My blood test came back as B+ Any tips how I can get an A+ next time?
It’s too bad that it’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Saw some girl pull up to her mailbox, open her door & then fall entirely out of her car while reaching for the mail ... JK ...It was me.
You know it was a good sh!t when you come back and your screensaver is on.
You know you`re a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today.
To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1) You tried your best. 2) I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.