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Eventually I will find Bigfoot and he will tell me all he knows about Hide & Seek.
A zip line but from the sofa to the fridge
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
One day I will solve all problems with grace & maturity. Today is not that day...
Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?"
When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it.
I`m no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
You don`t even want to know the things I have done for a Klondike Bar...
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?
I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.