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what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
Me: Dad, going to the 50cents concert. Dad: Here`s a dollar, take your sister with you.
I do take my job seriously; To make sure there are no day old donuts at the local coffees shop.
My friend offered me a free pole dance class. I said no. With my debt, the last thing I need to find out is that I`m great at pole dancing.
I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
I don’t know how many girls it takes to change a lightbulb but I guarantee you they’d post pictures of them doing it on Facebook.
My girlfriend is gorgeous, selfless, graceful, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type.
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.