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My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
Those teardrop tattoos mean you cried during the notebook, right?
It`s about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
I can’t afford Disney World so we go to the biggest hill on my street and my kids wait an hour before I roll them down in my office chair.
Here`s an idea...Duck Dynasty Chia Pets
I just got a piece of mail that says "open immediately" but I`m gonna wait a few minutes.
I plan my entire day around the possibility of a nap.
I would like to publicly apologize to anyone I have NOT offended…I will get to you shortly.
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.
I didn`t see anyone important today, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.
Scariest Moment: Flushing the toilet at someone else’s house, and seeing the water rise…