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Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
I swear my cat was an alarm clock in a previous life...
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
If intelligent people don’t start having babies as fast as the trash in “honey boo boo”, we’re headed for a very dumb future. Am I the only one that sees this?!
I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
I don`t know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all.
"2 weeks with my baby xoxoxo" lol,calm down romeo&juliet.
Inspirational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
Someday, somewhere, somehow I’m going to do something.
My mission is to be the first person on Facbook to have one million people on their block list. . .
A fun thing to do when leaving the Zoo, is too start frantically running and yelling "OMG they`ve all escaped!"
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Wait, carjacking doesn`t mean masturbating in my vehicle? Then no, I didn`t get arrested for carjacking.
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.
I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .