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There are no winners the day following a green beer, corned beef, and cabbage binge.
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
I wonder if I´ll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at myself and saying "there´s one."
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes...Can you pick me up some beer on your way back?
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
I am a drinker ... Hear me pour
This is a lousy dating site.
Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it “Decisions, Decisions”.
Nothing says "under the thumb" like a joint Facebook account
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
Doormats are a gateway rug.
The future is that time when you’ll wish you’d done what you aren’t doing now.
Like a good neighbor,I don`t really care.
Hysterical Shrieking should be reserved for truly serious situations such as Centipedes, Spiders, and that Creepy Uncle that likes to give everyone back rubs.....