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Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
Nothing improves creativity like a lack of supervision!
JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.
Well...today is the day. Just gotta build up the nerve to tell my dog she is adopted.
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
Dear Santa: I have been good for the past week or so. Lets just focus on that.
Although tequila is highly toxic, it can be used to dissolve the friend zone.
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
Unless your kid`s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
Story of my life : 1. i wake up .... 2. i go to school.... 3. i see a girl .... 4. i run to her and kiss her.... Actually, the right order is 2,3,4,1 ..
Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
The number of red lights you will hit while driving are directly proportional to how bad you have to pee.
Not only am I a master of suspense, but I