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There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
I never got the expression "complete idiot". Is there an Incomplete version?
Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.
I`m on a pepperoni pizza cleanse.
A poem about me: I hate mornings. I wish I was drunk. The End.
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say "Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."
I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they`ll dig the wrong way. It`s called thinking ahead guys.
I don`t care how loud I`m laughing, I`m having fun and you`re not.
Let’s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
I felt really mischievous earlier so I bought a McDonalds and ate it at a KFC