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Man, this Trojan gum I bought tastes terrible ... Blows amazing bubbles though
Didja ever get to know someone so well, that you wish you didn`t know them at all????
Collecting my thoughts… I almost have a whole set! ;)
If I could move things by telekinesis I`d squeeze people`s insides and make them fart.
I love hearing rumors about me...that`s how I find out what I`ve been doing.
Be friend with stupid people.., feel like genius all the time
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
No one ever said life was easy, but several people did say that you were.
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
Things that don`t kill spiders: 1: furniture polish 2: Febreze 3: butter 4: screaming
AT this stage in my life an ALL NIGHTER JUST means I didn`t have to get up and pee....
So... Where does one obtain minions?
Wonders why we can`t just all get a Long....Island Iced Tea?!?
"Always leave them wanting more" is my new mantra when paying bills.