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I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn`t right all the time.
Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
I have been delaying my computer updates an hour for the past 3 years.
My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded.
I DON`T NEED ANYONE OR ANYTHING!!! (Except for Louie...the name I`ve given this meatball sub.)
Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on again?
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
Having a 14 year old has made me realize why some species eat their young.
I`m tired of hearing about Republicans this and Democrats that. For Christ`s sake people, don`t you realize on July 15th the Twinkie comes back?!?!?!?!
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
Calling out your ex`s name during sex is a nice way to show your current lover that you won`t forget them after you break up.
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!